Monday, April 18, 2011
Favorite dining hall
Of all the poor choices of food on campus I would say the dining hall is the best. It is true that I eat nine out of ten times in campus center but that is only because of convenience. Were the terrace dining hall and campus center switched campus center would soon be deserted. To start with is simply a wider variety of foods at terraces, they have everything campus center has and more. Many will say that towers has different food which is true, but only if you want a chicken sandwich or hamburger that all look identical to each other(which supports my theory that they breed when no one is watching). Line wise terraces is also the best choice. For lunch there is always a line a mile long outside of campus center that stretches into the pub, and if you have ever tried to go eat at towers, the way the food is placed causes lines to wind around making it annoying to get anything. In terraces everything is spaced out nicely with each place forming its own neat line. And of course the most important part of terraces is their wraps. Nowhere else can you get the wraps at terraces. the towers does not make them and the choices at campus center are terrible. The wraps at terraces actually have real meat. Not the weird turkey paper strip things that they throw on your bread at campus center but real chicken and bacon (or if for some reason you want it weird turkey paper strip things). You can get a wrap that actually has a taste to it and smuggle one more out to have as a late night snack. Cereal is also better at terraces. You can get reese pieces cereal which must have been created by a god its so good. At campus center and towers you get total or raisin brain or if you have a strong immune system granola and sketchy yogurt. Stealing wise(important for any college students survival) terraces is also the easiest. Just load up your trays and head to the second floor. There you can easily fill each tupperware container before strolling out. Whats that? Don't own tupperware? Have no fear because on the second floor there is a door that no one watches that you can walk right out of with tray, plate and food. Try to take a grilled cheese sandwich from campus center and they will stop you like its the cold war and your delivering the secrets of the atomic bomb to the Russians. Never have I see people more angry then when I make the mistake of trying to get a second soda at grab and go. If I was eating inside I could have taken ten glasses of sprite and a whole pizza and dumped them down the drain and nobody would have cared; but try to get a second can or one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich and they ask for slips of paper and examine them like your crossing a boarder. Terraces no are no people trying to catch you at ever turn just fellow students trying to earn a little bit of money in their free time. If you ever are bringing people here to eat go to terraces. Unless of course, you are trying to scare the crap out of illegal immigrants or communist sympathizers in which case I recommend campus center grab and try to get extra food.
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